Gone Backpackin’
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 at 10:46PM I'm going to the Ozarks to rediscover the Real Manly Man that's been buried under too many layers of spandex and safety yellow reflectors for far too long. This will entail hauling a 50 lb. pack for four days up and down mountains as I dodge ravenous beasts and filter water from raging waterfalls. Pray for my safety as I brave freezing temperatures and...
Ok, I couldn't keep that up for long. Yeah, it's rugged and remote, but I'll be drinking coffee and gourmet snacks out of that 50 lb. pack. There's bears and drunk hunters, but that's probably safer than angry pedestrians and drunk drivers.
I really wish I could be near some sort of media so I can follow all of you studs and studdettes doing the NYC Marathon, but T-Mobile hasn't found a way to bring phone service to the marmots and porcupines of the Ozark Highlands and still make money. Apparently, "critters" have bad credit! Not only is that racist, but it might even be species-ist! I won't find out how everybody did until next Tuesday.
I talk often about using your tri-fitness to really enjoy the off-season. I'm practicing what I preach and I promise to bring back lots of photos and audio from the trip.
All you runners be careful and enjoy that 26.2 mile stroll!
Reader Comments (17)
Have a great trip, Brett!
that's what i'm talkin' about!
enjoy some non-triathlon fun!! afterall, it's the offseason, we will have plenty of TRI'ing soon enuf.
oh, and while you are getting your 'man card' back, have a look for mine... i know it's somewhere along that trail!!!
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