Jetpack is Coming for My Soul

Just days after being spied in the Northeastern woods, Jetpack shows up just one Texas city away.  Seems that Triboomer reeled in the beast to Dallas and shaved/naired all the wilderness right off of him.

Honestly, this scares me.  I spent hours (minutes) plotting his trajectory on various maps, charts, and backs of receipts taped together to make a giant back-of-mega-receipt, and it looks as if he's aimed right at the heart of Texafornia.  And look at those beady eyes.  My blood runs cold just... looking... back... at... them...

Whoa!  He almost had me there.  Better get back to nailing boards across my windows.

Comments

[Bigun]

You know, with all that glare in that photo, I'm suprised you can even see his eyes! Are you sure that's Jetsack? His face has that "post-Ironman-pudge" working...you'd think he'd be tanner, living here in Florida...

[Cindy Jo]

Is that a man-boob I see on Jetsack?!?

[Fear the Jetpack!]

Be afraid...very afraid. I'm fattining up for my winter hybernation. When I emerge from my tri den in 08, after my body has converted all my fat cells into pure glycogen, I will be a mean mean triathlon machine.

Pssst...Hexafornia...........BOO!

[DRew]

Nice Cindy Jo

[Paul]

Hey Tex, your comment on Vista made me laugh. I don't podcast, but I like the MAC!! It may not be as flexible as a PC, but my needs are limited. I also did what they tell me not to do and got an extended warranty on my last MAC, but it paid off with a new hard drive and mother board.

[Tristan]

Hey Tex-

Why the heck weren't you slated in the top 10 endurance blogs of 2007?

Maybe it is because after IMOO you started spending too much time with the family and not recording yourself riding your BMC alongside tractor-trailers.

I still think you should have the #1 slot.

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