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Thursday
Jun142007

Great Swim Coaches aren’t Lean, Just Sunburned

By the time a great swimmer has enough time to actually coach, he/she is probably not working out like crazy anymore. Looking for a good instructor? Just find the plump dude wandering around the pool deck in board shorts at 7 AM with an exceptional sunburn. The roasted epidermis is a sign he's spent all last month coaching kids from 3 to 5 PM.

Wednesday
Jun132007

An Underwater Interview

Our good buddy Drew from Bend, OR drops in on this podcast and gives us another great interview. Of course, the show starts off with Emily and I having a pleasant conversation about my training schedule and how I think she's plotting to kill me. Join in on the conversation, voicemails, and much more by listening in!

Below are the pictures Drew sent me to go along with the podcast. Vanessa is his coach and you can contact her at
541.760.9943 or email vanessa.polvi at dartfish.com.

Shownotes!


  • Shout outs to all our homies.

  • We got the PVGlider.

  • Emily is trying to kill me!

  • Emily is addicted to Bodyflow

  • Two voicemails from Deej

  • Emily talks about how we dress for podcasting.

  • Prof. Erich and my dad are geniuses.

  • Jetsack training with Coach Adam in Sleepy Hollow voicemail.

  • Agent Posie voicemail?

  • Jetpack is a Terrorist.

  • Keith from Boston voicemail.

  • Moonpie + Texafornia = fired.

  • This training is killing me!

  • Pink is HOT voicemail from Bi-Guy.

  • We are a gay friendly podcast.

  • Emily has a sewer mouth.

  • Excuse us, but this is a SUUNTO podcast.

  • Emily gives a shout out to all her peeps.

  • I get all dirty hippy environmentalist.

  • Emily makes me tell her something nice.

  • Emily takes my something nice and throws back attitude.

  • I’m going to San Deigo next week! Shoot me an email at texafornia at gmail.com if you want to meet up!

  • Drew records himself while running.

  • Drew interviews coach and former NCAA swimmer Vanessa Polvi.

Sunday
Jun102007

I am Exhausted

I'm not sure what it is. Well, I know exactly what it is: The heat and the volume of training is tweaking me to my limits. I'm spending all day trying to sleep and catch my breath from doing nothing at all today.

But it's not like I've been doing nothing at all. Swimming 3500 yards, running 5.6 miles, biking for 70 at 17.5 mph, then running another 5.6 miles yesterday would be considered a lot by anybody's standards. Doing it between the hours of Noon and 8 PM in Central Texas in June takes it to a whole other level. No, this wasn't a race. This was just another typical day of weekend training for Ironman Wisconsin.

I argued with my wife about getting started on the training so late in the day. She had some hair thing in the morning and I had to watch our son, so I bowed out and said I'd do my training in the afternoon. I do recall saying something about training in 96 degrees and 50% humidity being "self-induced thermo-suicide."

It was a big mistake. I drank six tall water bottles, two aero bottles, and two 70 oz. Camelbaks during yesterday's workouts and didn't even come close to staying hydrated. That's 2.56 gallons of gatorade, and I still only peed once the entire time and then not again until about 3 in the morning.

I faintly remember coming in from my first run, nearly spraying sweat from every pore, cursing an endless tirade at my wife under my breath about what I'll nicely refer to as a "scheduling conflict" and walking straight into the shower. I put it as cold as possible in an effort to try to cool myself down. I chilled out enough to gain coordination to throw my leg over the bike and then headed out for 4 hours of punishment. At least this would have some airflow to it.

An hour into the ride, I realized I couldn't put forth the effort needed. Any real speed resulted in invisible arms crushing my chest and neck, my eyes bulging like those poor bastards stuck out on the Mars landscape in Total Recall. I found myself sitting on a bridge railing in the shade, trying to stop the dizziness and impending collapse.

After a few minutes, I recalculated my day's strategy and went at it again. This isn't bad. This is perfect IM training. It's not all about endurance; some of it is about smarts. "I'm going to get this all done," I told myself. "You can do this, just be smart and scale it back some."

So, I had change the bike part of my workout from one of exacting wattage numbers to one of hydration practice. It's a good skill to know. I've learned quite a bit about it while trying to do this volume in this heat. I thought I knew all about it after 5 years of tri-training in Texas. I know lots more after half a month training like this than I ever did before. I got the workout done and was actually biking and running pretty strong at the end. I was still peeing dust, though.

In a tri-world where we only want to talk about our successes and feel bad about talking about our failures, it is important to remember that proper recovery is a skill. It helps us in the long term to avoid injury and eventually burnout. You are not a pussy because you backed out of a workout. You just might be really smart. That missed workout might have gained you a second in speed in the short term, but destroyed you in the long term.

My coach just sent out a link to "mandatory reading" about proper recovery and symptoms of overtraining from a website called The Podium. I read through it and found that I've got about 99 out of the 100 symptoms, so I'm enjoying a nice Nuun cocktail and writing this post instead of doing today's 1:40:00 run. Oh, I'll probably do it, but I'm counting walking around the block with my wife and son as part of it.

As I'm writing this, my wife just came in from the front yard and said my cycling buddy is out in the street. He's saying that he's getting faster while I'm inside resting. This stuff runs deep, huh?

Tuesday
Jun052007

Get Your Zen On

Howdy, Tri-geeks! This episode is packed full of Zen Thoughts and links to websites that will help you live a happier life. Learn how to simplify your day, not let that next hill bother you, and much more! Listen in and check out the show notes here!


  • Getting my bike on, eating pina colada Clif Blocks, and wearing my incredibly bright orange shirt.

  • I get stung in the face by a bee.

  • Do you know what the real difference is between an introvert and extravert?

  • Do you prefer to bike alone or with a group?

  • Being mindful using Zen. Check out the podcast about mindfulness from Audio Dharma.

  • Pay attention to the NOW. Rehashing the past or worrying about the future doesn't allow you to do what you need to do today.

  • How many breaths can you take before your mind wanders?

  • Cycling is excellent meditation practice because you have to pay attention to the now.

  • I list some signals to bring your mind back to the moment.

  • How to eliminate suffering by acknowledging the obstacle and no more. If a hill is making your ride hard, just say "I see you hill," and move on.

  • I spot a vicious bike gang. One dude has tattoos on his face!

  • Is pink Punk? Call 512-CRY-DELI and tell Emily what you think.

  • Everybody needs to go check out ZenHabits.net!

  • I don't want to "Do more faster." I want to do less!

  • Change your multitasking habits and get lots more done, easier, and better.

  • People need to just calm down about the Hornet Juice!

  • Do you know the difference between intelligence and wisdom?

  • Would you rather train indoors all the time and be really fast or train outdoors and be a little slower?

  • The second you save by running and hopping on your bike is not worth the risk of wrecking it in a longer triathlon.

  • Triathlete Style Advisory: Wear your iPod Shuffle on your running visor!

  • I start bonking.

  • Brian from Katy voicemail.

  • Ironjay getting married on a bike voicemail.

  • How a real cyclist buys an engagement ring.

  • How to shift like Jan Ulrich.

  • Cav is opening a pizza joint voicemail.

  • Kirby hit by car while leaving his driveway on bike to work day voicemail.

  • TriNinja left a garbled voicemail.

Monday
May282007

Zombies on Bikes Attack Apple Store

A flash mob of zombies gathered this weekend and attacked downtown San Francisco. In an even more weird twist, it coincided with a Critical Mass ride. One of the many stores the zombies attacked was the Apple outlet. While mall security tried to keep the brain eaters out, Apple employees welcomed them and served their own "brains" at the Genius Bar. What a great combination of creativity, podcasting, and bikes!

Check out all the photos from the event HERE.