Smugness

We were at Lance's bike shop, Mellow Johnny's, just before a big party to celebrate his return to the TDF.  I was talking with store staff about the party when a hipster fixie guy overheard us.  He was definitely interested, but stated the following:

"Party? I'd like to go, but not if it's just a couple of dudes talking about how awesome they are and how one's nuts weigh five ounces less than the other's."

The staff guy assured him everybody's welcome and added a very funny, "Even you."

It was awesomely ironic that the same guy shopping for parts for a completely uneccesary and ultrahip style of biking wanted to make sure that there was nobody of a different completely uneccesary and ultrahip style of biking  at a party he might attend.  And yes, if a certain seven-time TDF champ was there, his nuts would weigh five ounces less than the other guy's.

Peace and bikes, people.  :)

Comments

[flatman]

here here...amen

[levitation101]

awesome!